*Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. *People who wait for changes to occur on the outside will never make changes on the inside. *Growing older has one invaluable compensation: things you couldn’t own when you were young you no longer want. *The world would be better off if we stopped testing people for drugs and started testing them for stupidity. * The most important thing you can wear is a smile on your face. *Once you have learned how to love you will know how to live. *Thinkers think and doers do, but until thinkers do and doers think there can be no real progress. *Want to know how to judge a man’s character? Watch how he treats those who can do nothing for him. *The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. *Life isn’t about finding yourself but CREATING yourself. * The road to excellence and progress is always under construction. *Whoever said sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. *Whatever your past has been, your future is spotless. *Facing your fear equals courage. *Repeating your mistakes equals insanity. * If you have never failed, you have never tried. * Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth: a sense of humor. Wittycisms HERE.